Rat: 2008, 1996, 1984, 1972, 1960

You manipulate people.

Controlling people is your favorite thing in the entire world to do. And you’re good at it. You have people wrapped around your finger asking how high when you say jump. People don’t like you though, they are afraid of what you’ll do to them.

Ox: 2009, 1997, 1985, 1973, 1961

You lack sympathy.

You close off emotions in your own life to avoid pain yourself. The problem with that is you aren’t forming emotional connections in relationships because you shut people out. And if anyone comes to you with a problem, you can’t relate to the intense things they are feeling because you reject pain.

Tiger: 2010, 1998, 1986, 1974, 1962

You’re toxic.

You often gravitate towards those who are passive. Trying hard to manipulate them and control them because you can. Using people like pawns in some game of chess. But you’ll end up playing alone if you keep it up.

Rabbit: 2011, 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963

You’re both an angel and devil.

You come across to everyone caring very much about your reputation and what people think of you. No one has a bad thing to say and you thrive in all parts of your life playing this role. But at night with your SO all walls come down and everything about you is completely opposite. It’s what makes you alluring and mysterious. While you might be at an even playing nice, your SO looks at you from across the room and they can see it in your eyes exactly where your head is at.

Dragon: 2012, 2000, 1988, 1976, 1964

Your uncontrollable temper.

Suddenly you go off and everything about you is like a fire after you lose it. You don’t stop until you’ve destroyed everyone and everything in your path. You control using fear as a tactic.

Snake: 2013, 2001, 1989, 1977, 1965

You can lie through your teeth when you want to.

You can look someone in the eyes without blinking and they’ll never actually know if what you are saying is true.

Always thinking about the next move and two steps ahead of anyone who tries to deceive them. As a friend, they’ll be loyal cross them and become an enemy and they will ruin your life.

Horse: 2014, 2002, 1990, 1978, 1966

You have morbid thoughts.

Things you don’t even want to say out loud to yourself are what fills your mind and it scares you sometimes.

Goat: 2015, 2003, 1991, 1979, 1967


Your ability to find out information about people.

It isn’t just creeping. You do it in a way that’s an art. Finding out things about people from mere suspicion then knowing where to look, what to look for and what exactly you should do with what you’ve found. Beware of the people who date you because you’ll read every step they take before they even take it and you’ll catch them in a lie so fast.

Monkey: 2016, 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968

How quickly you become heartless.

You value loyalty and honesty. But the moment someone crosses you, there aren’t second chances or even time for explanations. You cut them off and they are dead to you.

Rooster: 2017, 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969

You are two-faced.

The same person you’re laughing and smiling with you’re talking shit about behind their back and it’ll catch up to you one day.

Dog: 2006, 1994, 1982, 1970


How in control of your emotions you are.

It’s a scary place to get to when nothing shakes you. What that means is you’ve experienced every horrible thing that can happen and you’ve learned how to respond to it. You’ve learned sometimes no reaction is the best reaction because it leaves everyone else to interrupt how bad they should feel when you aren’t the one making them feel that way.

Pig: 2007, 1995, 1983, 1971


You are the crazy ex-everyone fears.

The one who shows up unannounced or uninvited even when no one told you where to be. In fact, they kept it a secret for a reason. You’re the ex that manages to hack into accounts like it’s easy. You go after anyone of potential interest. Jealous people are the craziest and the only reason your ex-has tried to maintain a civil relationship is because of fear.