Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

“Looking for someone to join my competitive trivia night team 🏆🏆🏆. Losers, drop outs, and basically brain dead need not apply.”

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

“It’s not that I have to be right. I’m just never wrong.”

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know which side of me you’re gonna get. 😇😈”

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

“Pay attention to me.”

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

“Looking for someone to treat me like a queen/king.”

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

“Wanna play a fun game? Who will I dislike more: you or myself?”

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

“I’m afraid of dying alone.”

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

“I’m dead inside.”

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

“Living 🙌 Loving ❤ Laughing 😂 Wanderlust 🌏🌏”

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

“I’m going to introduce you to my family earlier than you’re comfortable with.”

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

“Shy on the street, but a freak in the sheets 😏😏😏”

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

“To be honest, I’m probably crying right now.”

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