Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

“Looking for someone to join my competitive trivia night team ???. Losers, drop outs, and basically brain dead need not apply.”

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

“It’s not that I have to be right. I’m just never wrong.”

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know which side of me you’re gonna get. ??”

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

“Pay attention to me.”

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

“Looking for someone to treat me like a queen/king.”

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

“Wanna play a fun game? Who will I dislike more: you or myself?”

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

“I’m afraid of dying alone.”

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

“I’m dead inside.”

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

“Living ? Loving ❤ Laughing ? Wanderlust ??”

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

“I’m going to introduce you to my family earlier than you’re comfortable with.”

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

“Shy on the street, but a freak in the sheets ???”

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

“To be honest, I’m probably crying right now.”