Cancer

Either hella flaky or hella clingy. Gets too happy or too sad.

Leo

Loves attention. That’s all.

Pisces

GETS INTO UR BUSINESS!!!

Libra

Fake nice and you don’t hide it.

Virgo

Constantly asks you for homework questions. If they’re not doing that they honestly won’t talk to you.

Sagittarius

Asks for too much.

Aries

“Wow I’m so cool! JK. Ha, I’m actually not jk-ing.”

Gemini

You’re a very entertaining speaker but you’ve got no commas or periods when you speak.

Capricorn

“These are alllll my problemssss let me tell you about themmmm.”

Aquarius

“Wait what sorry I wasn’t listening to you I have other things to think about.”

Taurus

Non-stop roasting.

Scorpio

Hella quiet tbh but when they’re lit THEY DONT STOP.