We’ve all got a little crazy in us, some of us more than others. Deny it all you want, but everyone has an illogical side that bursts out from time to time. But how exactly does your particular brand of crazy manifest? Well, it’s as easy as knowing your zodiac sign. Read on to find out what kind of crazy you are, based on the stars.
Aquarius: Aquarii tend to be happy all the time, which means they can be a bit detached from reality. When things don’t go their way, they turn into the irrational kind of crazy that throws a temper tantrum in a restaurant because the kale isn’t locally grown.
Pisces: Pisces might be the most balanced of all the signs, but that definitely doesn’t mean they can’t get a little nuts too. Pisces are the kind of crazy that’s so helpful and compassionate, they’ll freak out about things that aren’t even happening to them: wars in foreign countries, animal testing, your boyfriend cheating on you. Pisces will take concern to the next level and have a meltdown.
Aries: A fire sign to the end, Aries are the kind of crazy that are prone to completely explode. If you hurt something or someone they love, they might go to your childhood home, find the blanket you used to sleep with every night, and set it on fire as a declaration of war.
Taurus: Oh, the bullishness of a Taurus. Taurus are notoriously stubborn. They likely to get into a screaming match with another driver over a parking spot and total both cars in the process.
Gemini: The twins. Geminis are the kind of crazy where you never know which personality you’re going to get: calm and rational one moment, completely out of their minds the next. Geminis are probably the most crazy of all the signs because their ability to flip so drastically.
Cancer: Hello, moody! Cancers are ruled by their mood, and their emotions can shift as easily as the tides. Cancers may be having a low key night at home with their friends, and when they find out an ex is at the club with a new boo, Caner will drink an entire bottle of tequila and hit the town looking for blood.
Leo: With Leos it’s all about me me me. They are the kind of crazy who will release a s*x tape just for the fun of it. They’re usually very fun to have as a friend but have a tendency to be terribly obnoxious.
Virgo: Virgos have a really difficult time letting go of control. They’re the type of crazy that will stay up all night reorganizing their closet, only to change their mind and completely redo it the next day. They’ll probably also yell at you for calling out their ridiculous behavior.
Libra: Libras love things, to a fault. They’re the type of nut job that will max out four credit cards in a single day and then whine about how they never have anything to wear.
Scorpio: Scorpios are not the kind to play around. They will always tell it like it is. You probably don’t want to invite a Scorpio and their particular brand of crazy to your wedding if the priest is going to say that whole “speak now or forever hold your peace” part.
Sagittarius: Your Sagittarius friend is the thrill-seeker. Their type of crazy entails jumping out of a plan. Without a parachute.
Capricorn: Capricorns are very intelligent and business-minded. They’ll do whatever it takes to get ahead, up to and including throwing anyone standing in their way right under the bus. Capricorns are the type of crazy that will blackmail someone standing in the way of their perfect job. Hopefully that person isn’t you.